50 shades of shut the fuck up about this book i’ve read better smut written by virgin teenagers for free

If you did not sing this you are lying.
I’m legit crying right now.
i can’t breathe
I sing this every time I listen to it now
I didn’t choose the fandom life.
The fandom life broke into my house in the middle of the night and said “Dad’s on a hunting trip, and hasn’t been home in a few days.”
GUYS CAN COSPLAY GIRLS
GUYS CAN COSPLAY GIRLS
GUYS CAN COSPLAY GIRLS
GUYS CAN COSPLAY GIRLS
GUYS CAN COSPLAY GIRLS
GUYS CAN COSPLAY GIRLSexcept we look terrible when we do >_> we want to be stunning like the rest of you.
Everyone is stunning no matter their gender or who they are dressing as.
BAM
POW
BAZZINGA
KACHING
WHOOSH
SPLAT
PEW PEW PEWWW
KAPLOOIE
SNNNK
BLUHHH
SHALL I CONTINUE?











